#i kinda exploded

[butch-himbo]

4 and 9

4. I’m a capricorn, but I don’t really understand zodiac signs so I have no idea what that says about me.

9. I’m fuckin short. Like really fuckin short. Does it piss me off? No, of course not, I love being a fucking gnome. Fucking dwarves walk up to me and go “how are your mines doing? Tunnels are holding up?” Fuck if I know, Gimli, I’m just fucking tiny. (sorry anon, I’m just very bitter about my height, so i’m not gonna give an exact measurement. Hope that answers your question though lol.)

[callmeliamdarling]

OH I FORGOT I HAVE TO POST TO GET POPULARRRRR THATS HOW THEY DO ITTT

[dreadfuldraconian]

all these followers and i 

[stuckinthegloriouspast]

birthdays

Just putting this out there, I've always wanted another surprise party. Also, I'm pretty sure I've already ranted about birthdays but sorry. what do people even do on their birthdays anyway like yeah it used to be cool and all but now it's more like just another day and am i going to grow up to be one of those people that spends their birthdays or "special days" at the DMV renewing their license or something cause that's just so sad but anyway I put together this collage for A causeeeee it's his birthday like I don't know whatever i made sure to put plenty of embarrassing pictures just for him but also cause the pictures that I have that are good are the ones I want to keep to myself like bro those are the least embarrassing of pictures i have so many more but it's probably because I am selfish and i want to keep them all to myself but what's wrong with being a little selfish sometimes or once in a while but anyway maybe it's because you trust me or something i don't know but i definitely trust you with my life i feel like i just majorly confessed but whatever i don't know this is ridden with grammar and punctuation errors but i can't help it i just cannot  - deep breath - like we both made collages but she was first not like it really matters but in my head i'm telling myself that mine is better but it doesn't even matter so i don't even know why i'm thinking about that at all what matters is that i'm closer to A OMG THAT IS NOT EVEN THE POINT I CANNOT EVEN HELP MYSELF I AM BEYOND HELP someone please just stop me stop me stop my mind just cut me down and put me in my place i miss you i'm so lonely - gasp -  who are you anyway what are your intentions that's what i really wanna ask you what do you want from him what do you want from me i can't even help myself let alone you if you come to me for advice i'll just die i don't even know what i'd do though i'd probably end up helping you and then crying in self pity for the rest of my life unable to be happy for either of you i swear if only we met under different circumstances we could definitely be the best of friends but never too close because something fake in me comes out when i interact with you that A and C and K and A never had to deal with because they're people i trust the most and i just I don't know. I'm sorry. Happy Birthday.