Alec: Simon make me a vampire, my husband is waiting in edom..
Simon: oh! Umm! uh! I am a terrible sire.. yeah! *sweats*
Alec: *raises his eyebrow* Are you even a Vampire?
Simon: *don’t freak me*
Alec: *stare to kill*
Simon: ...
Alec: ...
Simon: *runs*
Alec: *Orders vampire chronicles*















