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When your boss really needs to send a meme

#I love drawing him annoyed so much #tma #the magnus archives #the magnus archive fanart #martin blackwood #fanart #art #oh he didn’t send memes to archival assistants #it was memos #I misheard #well #he could send a meme

conversation i just had with my friend:

friend: do you think @palmry is driving the cruise ship?

me: i hope not

friend:

friend: what-

me: OH. YOU SAID SURVIVING-

#palm i’m so sorry #i misheard #i hope you’re surviving

11:30 at night???? Or did I mishear.

#I misheard #right???#aew lb

My psychiatrist asked me today if I’d done sex or drugs but I thought he said “sex drive” and I responded “not usually but this week I’ve been on PMS so I’ve been really horny.” Oops.

#mod des #asexuality #except one week of the month apparently #lmao #i misheard #im such a train wreck

In Hero of the Storm leak Genji said his favorite animal is gray fox . . . Guys it’s shipping time…

Sorry sorry it’s misunderstood on my part. When I heard it I immediately think about Genji’s skin Chrome and Hanzo’s Okami, not about Genji and metal gear rising. Sorry if someone misunderstood me. .

#i know it refer to metal gear rising #but still #i cant stop shipping #edited #oops #i misheard #sorry :(

Wife: [indistinct]

Me: urinating in the sun?

Wife: LUX-uriating in the sun

#i misheard #funny #my life #my wife

I miss her.

#i misheard

One day you will have to learn how to satisfied their needs

#mis dibujos cuchos #listening to music inspires me putting images in my brain #this is form the song something new of raue #through the original lyric apparently is someday youll have to grow up to satisfy their needs #I misheard

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