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every minute of every day of my life I think about how when I was visiting China the store attendants didn't think my Chinese was bad; they just thought I was a really weird native

#i passed.#s

dreamed that i had to take a sort of citizenship test, in an official office and with all the bureaucratic shit surrounding it and everything only the questions were all about apollo justice and i had to take the test to be allowed to write fanfiction about him

#i passed.#i work at a school where we help people who need to take tests for german citizenship so that's why #but ok. fun

I solemnly promise that from now on I’ll never:

Go to bed way after 4am for 5+ nights in a row

Nerve myself out into literal fever

Spend 12 days self-sabotaging

Viciously overuse death jokes, including but not limited to: le pudding à l’arsenic song and references, replies to what do I want, continuous proclamations on how I won’t live past an event

Nerve myself out into literal 39 Celsius fever, because that point is so batshit crazy it needs to be mentioned twice

And, I never, ever, ever, ever, EVER, want to see dear mister Chlapek ever again. Psychopathic asshole.