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Ways Loki can survive the Radioactive Mutant Plum

*The Black Order dumps Loki in front of Thanos*

Thanos: Give me the Tesseract now or suffer the consequences.

Loki: Look, I’m not pretending to think you’re not going to kill me the moment I hand this over.

Thanos: *holds up Thor* If you give me-

Loki: Yeah, I know, “If I give you the Tesseract I’ll let you and your brother go.” Trust me, been there, done that when we were 247 years old. Had a run in with this douche of troll on Alfheim-

Thanos: Are you quite done?

Loki: No, my point is there is no way I am handing over this thing and facing certain death without getting my eyebrows threaded. It’s been ages and honestly, they are an affront to the universe. I may not get embarrassed by much, but basic eyebrow care has been lacking in the places I’ve been. The estheticians on Sakaar were enough to make me vomit. Just the thought of letting anyone touching these is sacrilege.

Thanos: .....

Loki: So let me at least grant me some dignity in my death and let me get these taken care of. I will not be put on my funeral pyre looking like some common Kardashian.

Proxima Midnight: They are pretty bad, sir.

Thanos: You will promise to return once they are threaded?

Loki: Absolutely.

Thanos: And you will give me the Tesseract?

Loki: Yes, you have my word. For realsies this time.

Thanos: Fine. But your brother is mine until you return.

Loki: I’d expect nothing less.

Thanos: Then go. Return quickly and you may still live to see the end of this.

Loki: Doubt it, but whatevs. Bye bitch.

Thanos: He’s not coming back, is he?

Thor: Loki’d. *lightning punches Thanos in the jaw*

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I can’t believe aggressive Naruto ship wars are still a thing.

i was about 20 years old when someone, whom i will hunt down for sport if i ever discover who that was, made me aware that sasuke/naruto as a ship is shortened as sns because the insane top-bottom obsessed shippers argued so much about who tops that they couldnt decide on sasunaru or narusasu like normal people and for this reason i refuse to interact with the fandom

#i dont even care for the kids esp their ships i clock in like. two kakuhidan and kisaita thought a year and thats it #i refuse everything else #oh and like kakagai marriage real etc #Anonymous