epitome of cursed content

[gremlininho]

A butternut woollyworm ♡

[asystolle]

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[mawmenny]

long-tailed duck

[biladal-sham]

EGYPT. Cairo. 1987. Harry Gruyaert 

[important-animal-images]

[thejewellerybox]

Gannet Diving necklace by Rie Taniguchi

[narramin]

lithuanian and latvian mutuals whats the best hiking around there...

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[stateownedslut]

You're hot as hell. Can i dm you? I'm not a fascist.

The young woman's micro-blog loads on your screen.

PERCEPTION [Trivial: Success] - This *is* an attractive one.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - It's been too long. Your flesh craves hers.

SUGGESTION [Trivial: Success] - Slide into her DMs right now.

YOU - They're closed.

SUGGESTION [Medium: Success] - Has that ever been a problem for us?

VOLITION [Challenging: Success] - Get in her ask-box instead.

YOU - What would I even say?

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - This one's a *Communard*.

RHETORIC [Godly: Failure]

- "You're hot as hell."

- "Can I DM you?"

- "I'm not a fascist."

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one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

[mwagneto]

[narramin]

Mediterranean seaside special is seeing (statistically UK) toruists with a burnt brown-black peeling tan with literal red flesh peeking out from underneath and ☝️their skin is still uncovered at said spot

[caffedorzo]

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[sweetestart]

Scanned from a 1974 issue of “The Barazoku,” Japan’s first gay magazine.

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]