#i snorted.

[ofovertime]

Buy a year worth of strawberry milk or pass + tsumiki

"Buy the strawberry milk, but it can't be all at once, since it might go bad."

smash or pass || accepting @prudenze

[luxvenanditenebris]

Look it wasn’t my proudest moment but seeing Liadan accept a booster seat was just too funny.

[blitzrodeo]

angel vc: fucka you fizz: 8) fizz: 8l fizz: 8) fizz, internally: this bitch-

[nyarados]

my mom said short people don't have rights when she told my sister "how did you manage to hit your head getting into the car you're so short that doesn't make sense"

[kenjisatoru]

Nice.

[fluttermedeadly-moved]

omf g. Edmond water u doing? pfffft XD. 

[ofovertime]

unshackle asked:  “ do i call you ‘babe’? or do you want like, ‘sweetheart’ or ‘my babywaby dearie poo’ or something? “ ( an office party or something? Lmao lmao )

fake dating || accepting @unshackle​

           “....” The blonde looked at the other. he wanted to smile and laugh but doing that in front of him would make him seem weak. Though he shrugged it off for a moment and sighed deeply for a second. “ Stick to babe.. or sweetheart, nothing strange.  Otherwise Just --- my name is fine.”

[halloweenstrangers]

“the only thing that kept me going was thinking of you.”

michael you fucking sap.