#i swallowed

[souvlki]

i remember th time my nose bled so much tht a blood clot built up in the back of my throat n couldnt decide if i should blow it out pf my nose or swallow it

[teailtime]

[lettersiwillneverwrite]

"Ich liebe dich so doll. Ich hab noch nie einen Menschen so sehr geliebt wie dich."

[definitely-not-the-kgb]

I swear I am not dead guys, I was just pondering the depths of my dental hygiene

[meanderfall]

tfw one of your ears has been blocked for two entire days, and all of sudden it pops, and things are too loud

[dontworrymrfulton]

My submission for the Meltieral Lobe Challenge. A kiwi.

( @cowgirlcorp @gaytiemcgrath )

[corbinfisherman]

Lol Sucking your boyfriends dick in your moms rental