Everyone extend the sincerest warm welcome to my BaIImastrz fan character, Birth Ball. Birth Ball is an obstetrician who also happens to be (you guessed it) a ball. Sure, while balls are most often seen directly participating in athletics, the show has also featured them as announcers, photographers/videographers, in security roles, etc….so when it comes to the question of whether your next lawyer, hair stylist, or—yes—doctor could indeed be one of these orbs, I like to say…why not? Appropriately enough, Birth Ball appears in the Mpreg Escapade each time Leto receives medical attention. She provides thorough prenatal/labor & delivery care to UIsa Guerinites of all ages, genders, and species who are in the family way, and is compassionate and down-to-earth (although she spends most of her time hovering) with an excellent bedside manner, as a good health care professional should be. On the other hand, she’s not so reserved that she doesn’t keep a lineup of sarcastic responses locked and loaded for when the Leptons display some of their antics in her office. Birth Ball enjoys a busy schedule, and has been known to attend a game or two in her rare leisure time. I want to shadow her for a day 😤











