#i triple checked

[your-local-stranger-gremlin]

Yknow, most people are disappointed by the fact that fortune cookies aren't real (or are at least disappointed when they're first told as a kid and eventually stop caring for fortune cookies altogether).

Me? No, I'm grateful they're not real.

(Yes this is referring to when I was in sixth grade and got a fortune cookie that said I was going to "start a revolution")

[gracewight]

like love, variegated yarn covers a multitude of sins…

[eliashalevi]

to: anyone location: roswell community medical

Elias thanked the nurse, turning to give Emma a hug goodbye for the afternoon. “Take care of yourself,” he smiled, making his way to the door of her room. “I’ll be by again tomorrow morning and bring you those Razzles you like.” “Oh my god, you were able to find them?” “Oh definitely, Starlight has all those ancient candy brands.” “Retro,” Emma grinned, “I’ll see you tomorrow.” “Retro, right. Yeah, see you tomorrow, kid.” With a grin, he waved a hand and made his way out into the desolate hall of the hospital, heading right and turning a corner before finding himself facing a sign against the stairwell doors: Stairs Closed, Please Use Elevator. And just like that, his heart began to race. It’d been, what? Seven? Eight years, since he last took an elevator? Typically, he avoided anything less than two metres in width but how the hell else would he get down now? 

“Okay,” he breathed, his voice quiet as the doors opened with a ding. It’s just a ten-second trip. One floor. Not a big deal. It’ll go by in a flash. He stepped inside, not noticing the other person in the elevator in the slightest, his mind only going into a minor panic as the doors slid shut in front of him. It wasn’t until he heard soft shuffling that he spoke, “um, ground level, please.”

[higgsboshark]

Having an extremely normal one browsing job ads this evening.

Ad: Ready to Come “Bond” With our Team?

Me: Oh lol, look at this goober who doesn’t understand punctuation. Those scare quotes make “bond” look like some sort of terrifying euphemism!

... wait

W H A T

[barryallenis]

6x18 “Pay The Piper” Sneak Peek

[rcserph]

heya! do you know any feminine names related to water or snow/ice? thank you !!

Hi! Of course. I hope these help and if you need more options, feel free to let me know!

Aqua  (latin · water) · Aquamarine (english · like the gemstone, also a mermaid from a movie of the same name) · Ariel / Arielle (hebrew · ‘lion of god’, also the name of ‘the little mermaid’) · Brooke (english · small stream) · Coral (english · reef formation, ‘life and nature’) · Darya / Daria (persian / iranian · sea, ocean) · Indra (indian · ‘controls the rain’) · Lake (english · inland body of water) · Mar (spanish · the sea) · Marina (latin · of the sea) · Marlow / Marlowe (english · lake remains) · Meri / Meria (unknown · of the sea / bitter) · Pavati (native american · clear water) · Pearl (english · pearl) · Rain (english · precipitation) · River (english · a body of water) · Sia (unknown · could be like ‘sea’) · Sirena (spanish · mermaid) · Umiko (japanese · child of the sea)

Alaska (native american · that which breaks against the shore, the mainland, great land, also a state with snow covered mountains) · Bianca (italian · white, white as snow) · Crystal (english · gem or shiny clear stone, glittering ornaments, clear) · Eira (welsh · snow) · Kari (scandinavian · pure) · Nevada (spanish · snowfall, snowcapped / english · like the state) · Neve (irish · snow) · Lumi (finnish · snow) · Robin (english · a bird, often seen during winter seasons) · Yuki / Yukina (japanese · snow, snowflake)

[sweetlydarling]

So I found out the Japanese VA for Snufkin also voices the Beast Titan in Attack on Titan...and I don't know how to feel about this.

[astro-b-o-y-d]

That fucking jolt of fear when you check Facebook for the first time and nearly copy-paste a Camp Camp WIP fic into one of your mother’s posts.

Not that it’s like.....anything bad or nasty (it’s actually just the first chapter of SOSO so I have a draft for the rewrite), but like...I just have this fear of showing off my writing to my family. So that was awful.