OKAY UPDATE. IN ANOTHER SITUATION APPARENTLY??? Wait I think it makes the most sense to tell this in in green text format
> me be. Work at a grocery store. Friends with my coworker.
> live in a small community, known lesbian. Everyone knows I'm a lesbian and there aren't a lot of other open lesbians in our area, but it's not a big deal.
> coworker has a toxic jerk boyfriend who she's on and off with
> a month or so ago, they broke up after an argument and the next day, jerk boyfriend came to the store we work at and wouldn't stop bothering her trying to talk while she was working, which was upsetting her
> I made him leave and threatened to call the police and claim he was stalking her and loitering
> he hates me now. Whatever. Mutual grudge begins.
> it's now my coworker's birthday! Hurray! We're going to a fancy restaurant and the meal will be free! Hurray!
> the reason why the meal is free is because jerk boyfriend's grandfather owns the place
> jerk boyfriend is a server there
> jerk boyfriend is working tonight
> she just texted me asking for my help in making him jealous and thinking he sucked so bad she started dating women. She wants me to go out to birthday dinner with her like we have a thing going on and he's going to be our server and he's going to have to give us an expensive meal for free because his grandpa likes her more than his own grandson
> she nervously asks if I'm okay with this because she knows it's an "awkward situation"
> I get a free meal + time with my friend + to piss off a loser jerk boyfriend
> HELL YEAH !!!
> I'm going to be the most convincing and controversial lesbian lover you've ever seen
