#i wither

[cuntycalloway]

Oh no. My birthday is coming up. It sure would suck if somebody…idk…gave me a body pillow with some random character on it. That would be awful…

And— oh my gosh, if it were THIS character? Oh no no no! My life would be ruinedddd!!

(Image from @mafiamemesandedits I love you I love you I lobe yuo I lpvr yiy—)

That would really suck so bad omfggggg…

[homemadehorrors]

I am very ready for spring and green things again, but this dragon will have to suffice for now.

[satyricorner]

I went to see the Super Mario Bros Movie at the weekend and had my bones rendered to dust by a small child

At the start of the film, Nintendo's production logo came on screen using original pixel art of Mario and Luigi

To which a child of about 7 in the row behind me says excitedly "it's Minecraft Mario!"

[byler-alarmist]

Sucks when you make a new blog and none of your banger posts show up in the tags or reblogs

[bambamnesiac]

Big Fucken Mood

[devouredtoo]

hungy but i don't want to cook

[cronassamporna]

It’s about to be that time of year again where people tell me there is no way I could have seasonal depression because it is sunny and nice out! Don’t you know you can only get seasonally depressed when it’s cold and dark??

And i am pre tired

[morerawerbreath]

wandering a las vegas hotel/casino/resort/mall mega complex to find a door to the outside: let us seek out some desolate sun