#i won't explain it

[doritofalls]

joshua graham and the courier are like this. in a way.

[villainessbian]

It's so annoying to be a genius because like, I have this awesome joke but no one knows enough about both the bible and colour-blindness to get it :(

It goes "I was reading the Old Testament and I was really moved by this message to the Israelites: 'Hear, O Israel, the Lord our God cannot tell red and green apart' "

[justmother-in-christ]

I spent the whole evening yesterday thinking about how Crowley and Aziraphale could escape to Alpha Centauri and came to the conclusion that they couldn't. like, not because it happened, but because they got too attached to the ground. what will they do on alpha centauri? Is there Ritz and music? and dancing? and books? and alcohol? I don't think. I think they would get bored with each other after a while and go back to earth.

BUT why were Beelzebub and Gabriel able to fly to Alpha Centauri? what do they have that Crowley and Aziraphale don't? everything is simple. they are fucking. Ineffable husbands don't do thatthat, they just flirt and do silly things but ineffable bureaucracy? one hundred percent. they are fucking.

[royalty-concepts]

King Dearil Galeforce

Height: 6′3″ (190.5 cm.)

Age: 65

Species: Human

Sexuality: Bisexual

Magic: Shadow Weaver

Other information:

Dearil shares a kingdom with King Damien Petrov

Dearil was the original ruler of the kingdom before the alliance

He is incredibly supportive of LGBTQ+

His son is Transgender Male and Dearil was the one to pay for top surgery

Dearil got his magic from the sword he wields

His shadows are pretty much sentient

He named each shadow (there’s three specific ones)

--Names he chose (gender neutral): Alex, Jessie, Celka--

Incredibly intimidating, especially on first appearance

He’s actually a sweetheart once you get to know him

Has a wife

Has two daughters, Mary and Allie

 Has a son, Hubert Galeforce

Reference sheet made by @soulofangst​

[itsblosseybitch]

My sister bought me a bunch of canvases and two paint sets for Christmas, and this is the first one I painted.

The @criterioncollection cover for Nobuhiko Obayashi's HOUSE (1977).

[lancelottto]

One day i am going to snap!!!! I'm this close actually!!!!! Only one!!! ONLY ONE MORE SITUATION GUYS!!!!

Ooh but I'm such a normal human, I'm so normal, so so normal, look at me I'm just a normal guy studying and a normal guy buying stuff and a normal guy crossing the street yesyes such a normal human being with the certain of no bad thinking in his brain only good things positivity only I'm so normal guys look how normal I am aren't I a tough nut to crack

[lullybaju]

i dreamed that estie bestie was a drummer in a famous rock band

[theunsinkablesappho]

Best Description of Last Night’s Pathfinder:

“Itty bitty critty kitty titties.”