#i'm 28

[ghostieking]

i don't think being an adult is for me, guys

[youllalwaysfindyourwaybackhome]

most of my colleagues are aged 16-22 and their latest thing is telling me that i should have a baby because i'm old

[calyroco]

[shtish]

Y'all I have a wrinkle now.... Ngl I feel very dignified lol

[friedwizardwhispers]

Sometimes I think of Percy Jackson and how he was born in 1993.

And yet he is still 18.

[soymsan-entro]

Bro...

Translated: 28-day routine for beginners with chair training for men over 40.

Take the test.

Bro I'm not even 30.

[latenight-panic]

So I just told a bunch of ninth graders to write down old people that they know who they consider to be cool, and this one kid looks me in the eye and deadass says "you"

[murphychips]

my birthday