🎉passed birth certification with flying colors🎉

You cannot convince me Delaware is a real place in modern times. As far as I'm concerned, it disappeared long ago. Fr*nch is a bullshit language, and I do not respect it. I really like reading fiction and looking at art. Sometimes I post panels from comics I'm reading. When I do,I put the name in the tags. I also do this when I'm posting about novels I'm reading or games I'm playing. I was certified as born on July 2nd. My native language is English and I know some Spanish but keep in mind it's my second language. Not a super raunchy blog, but I do dabble in reblogging less than family friendly content. I use VAYOR on posts to indicate there's lots of nudity or a very skimpy outfit.

[housegoblin]

lifes so hard

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @bingus48)

[bb-mma]

jungle crow💎

[veneratedrot]

🐅

[cuartosol]

river ⭐

[artwins]

memories

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[passion-of-l0vers]

lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise

[passion-of-l0vers]

huh. guys i feel a little funny

[tagfer]

phones love to turn on weird new features for no reason.

[tagfer]

this morning my phone started vibrating when it's picked up. what? who asked for that feature? why is it on by default? my phone is always in vibration mode so every time I picked my phone up I'm like oh new message? but there was no new message. it was vibtating because it was picked up. out of nowhere. stop that??

[tagfer]

[turnways]

Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious

[turnways]

Why did I say this?

[g4yr4t]

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

[g4yr4t]

all I'm saying is that no one has ever seen them in the same room together

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

Teddy has come back to us...as a cat

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

He has ascended in samsara

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[xxxxxxxx154-deactivated20191127]

some of us have been following each other for a long ass time

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[mama-germany]

stop turning off reblogs dammit

[prinnay]

Quick art