#i'm adopted

[hazyseason]

sent to everyone 😁😁

(already said this, but don’t mind my hand writing, i used my finger)

OMG YESSS!!! THE FAMILY PICTURE!!!

[slasherslittlehelper]

*my mother seeing the trailer for joker* : God, I hate clowns!

*me sitting absolutely still in my seat only slowly turning my head* : HOW DARE YOU?!

[darkroguescribe]

My mother after I was born 🤷🏻‍♀️

[fat-sass]

Things to do when you feel bad about your stretch marks and belly: Take them to the beach. Fly a kite. Steal your sister's hat. Splash a little. Laugh a lot.

[thehereandnao-blog]

Adoptee tag

[nettalksknightjago]

Look on the bright side - the rest of the team has a huge pumice stone for their feet now.

MOM STOP IT THIS IS SERIOUS

[daisysourcream1995]

I'm so happy that Aristoo and Cam want to adopt! Everyone forgets about adoption! Like, why? Imo, pregnancy sucks!!

[nerdythird]

One time when I was like 8 years old my mom had to take me to Walgreens to get some medicine because I was sick. And the gal behind the counter was asking us questions to make sure it was actually us picking up the medicine.

And she asked my mom when my birthday was and my mom goes

"January......"

...

Me: I cant believe you dont remember your only childs birthday

Mom: WELL I WASNT THERE FOR IT!

And the gal behind the counter looked so concerned 😂