#i'm halarious

[avannadelulu]

every step you take

I’LL BE WATCHING YOU

[michaelasargent]

The sarcasm is strong with this one.

[scars-under-my-jeans]

I had an aMAZEing joke about a cornfield and a STALKer but I am afraid it would be to CORNY for your EARS to handle!

[contemporaryelfinchild]

Gotta love that þorn.

[jigglykirby]

agreatpurrhaps

are you okay? where are you? can i do anything?

na man it's chill (HA GET IT BC I'M FREESING TO DEATH) i'm just super cold and waiting for my mom it's cool.......................*badum chh*

[jelly-jar-jeff]

Why are we worried about Barbie's body affecting the self image of young girls when we should be concerned about the unrealistic expectations planted in their minds by Russian nesting dolls?

[situationalart]

I was doing physical education and we were in lines and I said "the lines straight but I'm not" and I laughed for like 10 minutes after that

[yes-goose-blog]

My favorite part of math class is when I get inspirational life lessons from my math teacher. He told us we will never reach our goals just like the limit will never reach a number but that doesn't matter since you can get close enough. It matters how specific you need your measurements and that is how you measure success. Now I feel like I can climb to the almost top of the a mountain.