#i'm kidding... mostly

[dirtyl0ver]

I’m imagining Ben finding out about Toby’s girl and how she is and just side eyes Toby, moping like “you lucky fuck” cause Toby got bens dreamy domy mommy 🫣

SO TRUEEEE 😭😭

Alright girlies what do we think, should we let Ben borrow Toby's dom mommy for a day??

[ccborrega]

Look I know Mictlan took a literal BABY’s eye and tried to take over the world and Doc Ock dangled old ladies from buildings and toyed with radioactive shit irresponsibly, but Agnarr traumatized his own kids, so.

[elitecuntyclub]

Picture in picture during Riho vs Yuka is so very anti women...

[sprnklersplashes]

*opens PowerPoint entitled Here Is How Barrett Can Be West End Veronica*

[celestialmechanic]

There’s no way someone on SAO’s team isn’t playing PSO2.

[dirtyl0ver]

i literally JUST got off a week long cruise and had no internet the whole time but i would still get notifications so when i saw u posted the new deer szn chapter i was genuinely tweaking that i couldnt read it💔 BUT IM SO EXCITED IN GONNA READ IT LATER TN WHEN I GET OFF MY FLIGHT but all those notifications i got abt anons talking abt it im scared bro 😭

Girl… a week long cruise?? No internet?? That sounds like my actual worst nightmare LMAO

Welcome back, I wish I could say you have a lot to look forward to in part 9, but honestly you’re probably just gonna wish you’d stayed on that cruise 😩🙏

[pyreflydust]

"look up your local representative and call their office about (insert most relevant issue at the moment)"

sorry I have a policy about not looking up old friends, especially ones I used to date

[weaimtomaim]

"Are you the Combaticons' type" bingo card would be like

Trick question!! Nice try attempting to ingratiate yourself to them, they're on to you