I have gone back and forth on this for ages but I would benefit from some extra income, so I've decided to start doing commissions. unfortunately, I have a lot going on atm (two jobs plus political organising) so I am going to try to keep them less than 1000 words, maybe 2500 as an absolute max.
pricing range and other info under the cut
I'm setting the price for now at £1 per 100 words, so 500 words is £5, 1700 words is £17 etc and breaking them up into three categories:
drabbles, up to 500 words (typically a very small scene or interaction between characters)
flashfic, up to 1000 words
full fic, up to 2500 words
It would be a great help if you specified what type of fic you wanted at first so I can charge you fairly.
The fandoms I most often write for are:
heathers the musical (this includes my not beyond repair universe)
next to normal (natalie-centric)
epic the musical (athena-centric/odypen/telemachus-centric/ithaca royal family centric)
mean girls the musical (cadnis/damian+janis/janis-centric)
six of crows (kanej/wesper/helnik/any crow dynamic)
heartstopper/osemanverse
but if you know we share a fandom and you'd like to request it, feel free to ask me for it. I just wouldn't write for a show I've never watched or book I've never read.
I take payments through ko-fi, and take requests through dm or asks. I might want to have a bit more of a conversation about your prompt so you get your absolute money's worth. I also won't charge over £25 even if I go over a bit on the word count because times are hard. I do price in GBP but I will work out the conversion rate for whatever our currency is and try to come to an arrangement that works for both of us because conversion rates are a nightmare.
I will say that I will not be posting these commissions on AO3 due to their terms of service.
from Russell T Davies! the man who brought you racist hits like, isn't it so funny how this white woman's Black boyfriend is like a dog! And this Black woman enduring unprecedented levels of disdain from the Doctor because he misses the white teenage girl he likes!! And other later hits such as what if this Black Doctor shared regeneration with my favourite white guy! And how about the most important character in this season starring two leads of colour is the white woman from the previous season! Comes: what if the first ever Black lead of Doctor Who had a shorter run than almost any Doctor in the show's history AND his final scenes were totally overshadowed by not one not two but THREE white women!!! Congratulations to Russell T Davies for never EVER beating the anti-Black racism allegations because his head is so far up his own ass. Christopher Eccleston was right. Fire that fucker. Ncuti Gatwa, you were dazzling and you deserved so much better.
people on threads worrying taylor swift's involvement causing "fake toy story fans" to see ts5 is sending me.
yes, fake fans. of toy story. the incredibly popular movie that was a childhood building block for most of my generation and my generation's kids. the first movie alone made $401 million. franchise has grossed over $3.3 billion worldwide. one of the most beloved films of all time. that toy story. yes I am sure you need to worry about "fake fans" of this movie.
the thing is that it really IS one thing after another fucking situations circumstances miscommunications and politics and gender roles and youre not sure and 'i dont know'