#i'm literally

[probablily]

he's such an asshole omgg

[luna-loveboop]

It is so funny how Wild talked to Time about how he is being overprotective of Twi

And then Wars instantly calls out to him too

And then Time responds like this?

The sass???

I started dying instantly 'You too, huh?' Hear him out Time he's right-

Art by Jojo @linkeduniverse au ficnskfjldkgo amazing update

[ickykittybaby]

No, the Catch and Release program’s going really well. Obviously we have the population issue to consider, but the real problem is that they're not generally ready to be effective parents at this age. 

But there are some real hormonal and behavioural issues if they don't get bred at least once by their mid-twenties. You should have seen this one before we picked him up - very stressed and depressive. He looked ill, honestly. Look at this photo I took of him before I picked him up. Heartbreaking.

You wouldn't even recognise him now, would you? Almost show condition. I’ll give you a closer look. Oh no, don't worry. You wouldn't think it to look at him, but he's really quite clever. He knows all his commands and he's quite docile and friendly now.

He was an absolute nightmare when we brought him in, but he'd been neglected for a while. Once they burn out of the fear and aggression stages and accept the fact that this is the way things are going to be, I genuinely find all you need to do is give consistent affection and routine while setting firm boundaries.

Actually no, I find that bratty behaviour mainly stems from a misdirected desire for affection. Just be patient and offer praise when they're good and they'll be eating out of your hand in no time.

Kit! Come! Haha, oh bless him, he's so sleepy at this stage. Come on, sweetie. Good boy. Oh no, don't worry. He's just being affectionate. He's been so clingy these last few weeks. Kit! Sit. I'm just going to show the nice man your tummy.

Hmm? About 24 weeks now. Yes, it's lovely isn't it? He always had a little tummy but it's rounded out so beautifully.You should have seen him when he felt the first kicks. Absolutely adorable. Kit! Lie down. Spread. Look at that. Gorgeous. Would you like a go? He's so enthusiastic now, it always makes me laugh. Well, let me know if you change your mind, he's very friendly.

They do get a bit cranky when they get bigger, but the birth really straightens them out. The pain, stretching and hormonal release just seems to flip a switch in their brain and all those behavioural issues are gone more or less overnight. They're just so much happier and less stressed, and we can release them back where we found them. Sometimes their old owners are still there, sometimes they just prefer to move on, they do tend to get a lot more independent.

Maybe I'm getting a bit sentimental as I get older, but I'm really considering keeping the pup myself and keeping him around for another breeding, maybe even have him in the house. I'm not sure he's quite well trained enough to be trusted with that just yet, but I do enjoy his temperament. It's like he's been waiting for this his whole life.

Been trying to articulate my thoughts good on this for hours now but cannot so OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ACTUALLY BROKE MY BRAIN ARE YOU INSIDE MY HEAD AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO most beautiful piece of writing on this whole site god bless 🙏😭

[mod2amaryllis]

. places them in your palm like peanuts. sorry about your shift buddy

aaaand there!

[clownwithduncecap]

deltarune tomorrow?

[quick-attack]

basically, fox

[artfulacrostic]

something something the antagonists in spiderverse movies trying to make alt dimension versions of their families their own even though it doesn't work that way. something something fisk fucking stuff up trying to bring vanessa and richard back, miguel breaking a world trying to replace himself. something something miles-42's dad being dead, miles-1610's uncle aaron being dead, and both of them learning this at the end as the movie sets up for beyond the spiderverse. is this anything