hello internet users, this is EVERY SINGLE PLATFORM speaking, we NEED to know ALL of your government information RIGHT NOW for SAFETY PURPOSES and definitely NOT for data mining and ai training models. this TOTALLY won't make your internet experience ACTIVELY WORSE because of it. don't worry about SAFETY CONCERNS, we only have security breaches SOMETIMES. also if you don't give us ALL your government information RIGHT NOW we're going to ACTIVELY PUNISH you for using our platform. we NEED to know your age RIGHT NOW for SAFETY PURPOSES because, as we all know, minors are NOT ALLOWED to be on the internet! it is far too DANGEROUS for their feeble innocent little infant minds! this is for SAFETY PURPOSES. give us your email! give us your phone number! give us your billing information! give us your face! give us your government ID! give us your SSN! help us make the internet a SAFE PLACE!
