EVERY1 CHEER AND CLAP OR IM GONNA BLOW MYSELF UP!

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[figdays]

Limited Gooey Glorbus figure // NyahGremShop

[dykeselfcest]

shaking my head while I say things like "goldfish memory" and "shrimp colors" to indicate that while these are useful and vivid shorthands I don't support the scientific misconceptions that they're based on

[threedollarsdotcom]

its monday remember to cough blood into your handkerchief and faint and hit your head on a sharp corner and have a beautiful solemn funeral

[speedlimit15]

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

[sinisterscientist]

when I die I hope there's a Spotify wrapped-esque feature that tells me how many subway sandwiches I've eaten in my lifetime

[calware]

i like how in her introduction vriska is just standing in her room smiling at nobody for no reason

[calware]

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[delmondo]

[crimewave420]

back in high school used to fuck wit slenderman

[crimewave420]

[pseudomantis]

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

[pseudomantis]

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

[jonnywaistcoat]

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

consider three apples. now consider what "three" means in the absence of any apples, a three totally divorced from quantity. and consider that when you aren't looking, the numbers fuck each other

[aninals]

just hallucinated only the bottom right panel and started giggling and decided i wanted to find the real thing to laugh about it again. and i couodnt so i had to go into my boyfriends dms and ask them if "do you have truckparts"

[grimoiremanifest]

gonna be so real i did not realize the bottom was about purchasing and shipping automobile parts. I thought they were straight up intending to kill and dismantle the UPS truck like some auto mechanic apex predator.

[sinisterscientist]

happy birthday Mewtwo!

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[angelnumber27]

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

[konoko]

[sinisterscientist]

I wanna do karaoke if only so I can sing doctor worm super fuckin loud to a bunch of drunk hicks