#i'm morbid

[phis-corner]

An au where the beating of your heart and the functions of your internal organs aren't controlled by your subconscious brain, and you have to focus in order to keep them working.

Person A: suddenly freezes and collapses in the middle of a video game

Person B: oh, they must have gotten to focused on the game *sighs*

Person B: guess I'll have to resuscitate them.

Person B, slapping Person A repeatedly: come on, dude! Hurry up and make you heart beat again before your brain stops working too!

[yourfriendlypyrovampire]

Someone posted about a cat whose owner passed away and the family dropped it off in a tight harness. After watching Ask a Mortician my mind immediately went to the cat was probably nibbling at the owner's body. If they passed while alone with the cat. I'm not saying what the family did was right...

[rhysand-vs-fenrys]

Help! You are the only us person on tumblr I know! I am from sweden and I have to write a paper on a us history topic for school. I don't want to do the same boring ellis island or 'history of american thanksgiving' paper as everyone else. Do you have any recommendations?

Sure!

The Donner Party, a graphic reminder of what happens when you let men take you on a “shortcut”.

[embraceleawkward]

I'm so morbid, I save voicemails from friends and family JUST IN CASE they die so that I'll still be able to hear their voice. (Sadly I don't have any from my grandma, she would just text me, but I have those)

[sierrrrruhhh-blog]

Is it bad that whenever anyone talks about Valentine's Day I automatically think the St. Valentine's Day Massacre?

[iriswestallens]

I'm really morbid

So... I was thinking... since I really love angst and pain when it comes to ships (I know I'm crazy), is it morbid that I want Iris to die and stay dead for a few episodes just to see how Barry will react? Like, we saw what Iris is like to seeing almost-dead Barry, it's only fair! Something like this: Iris is laid in Barry's arms, tears streaming down her face, bleeding out. Iris: Ba-Barry... I'm dying... There's nothing you ca-can do... I-I want you to know that I-I lo-ove you Barry Allen. I love you Barry: No no no no Iris please stay with me, I love you so much. You can't die on me please stay with me I need no Iris I NEED A FIC AT LEAST PLEASE

[amorinadeanna]

We’re talking about Single-Case Designs (Small-n Research) in psych and all I can think is...

Serial Killers!!!!!

[theidealoptimist]

I kind of hope I die young. That way there's nothing but good and fun memories to share about me.