#i'm paraphrasing

[secretsdcblog]

Tim Drake (1998): I don't make contingency plans because I have friends, unlike Batman who is a friendless loser

Tim Drake (2009): My contingency plans have contingency plans

[like-this-n-like-that]

Peter's oath: keep the secret, give no information of this order except to those in the said fellowship. Keep the secret to yourself.

Peter, to Leslie: yea Nightingale didn't tell me I couldn't share any of this magic shit with anyone

[saturngreen11]

the WHIPLASH from secret life gem's interactions with pearl ("you're pathetic, it's cute") to impossible smp gem's interactions with pearl ("she hates me, she hates everything i love"). she's so dramatic. i love them

[scribeofmorpheus]

One of my favourite companion commentary moments about the Solavellan relationship in dav is when Harding, a certified Solas hater at this point, is like: "Solas is stupid, he had the freaking Inquisitor, the Heral of Andraste!, as his wife and he left to do his silly, elfy, sad stuff anyway! Because he's an idiot. Does he know he's an idiot? He could have been at home, with his wife, in Skyhold, chilling, reading books instead of being trapped in prison! Idiot. Who breaks the hero of Thedas' heart? An idiot, that's who! I still hate him for everything he did to the Titans, but to hurt the Inquisitor too!?"

Meanwhile, Morrigan is like: "Thirsty for Dread Dick even at the end of the world, I see?" when the Inquisitor tries to get people to try and redeem him.

[musicalhell]

Phantom of the Opera is Secretly a Workplace Comedy, Part Eleventy-Two:

Richard: That box-keeper is a madwoman! Have her dismissed at once. Inspector: A wise decision, messieurs, it shall be done. As you know, I live only to serve you and this noble institution. (leaves) Montcharmin: ...We're firing him too, right? Richard: Oh yeah.

[goldenpinof]

about Australian/NZ photo dump: official version – they didn't take enough photos, that's why they didn't post anything. Phil said we might get some photos at the end of the tour when they are gonna look through all of them. to which Dan said, "probably not".

[backonmyvampirebullshit]

Can we talk about Gabrielle/Ella for a second?

She says something like

"the maker called out to his mother and I came, and I came, and I came...."

[scootersscooter]

Ngl one of my favorite moments in Mighty Med is when Kaz tells Oliver he "screams like a girl" and Oliver responds that he'd "like to live long enough to scream like a woman"