#i'm pasty

[dreamcatcher-faux]

😶

Caucasian/Cherokee Indian and I think some Irish as well

So in other words, white

[christopher-bryant]

The most relatable thing from Buzzfeed ever.

[inhaleairexhalelife]

Yes, snatch me by these "dry" ends of mine, pretentious stranger.

[captainguppie]

Me: *sees white Halloween makeup intended for costumes such as vampires* “Oh look, a foundation that will match my skin tone”

[catbarajas]

Alright.

Nobody thought Rose DeWitt Bukater needed a tan,when Jack drew her like one of his French girls. So everyone that thinks I need a tan because I'm so pale, can all fuck off. I have milky white skin because some Spaniard along the way decided to rape an Aztec woman, and I'm obviously the result of that horrendous crime... Generations later of course.Every time someone asks me why I'm so white, if I'm Mexican American, is a reminder of my European asshole decent so .....thank you jackass.

[postergirlwithnoposter]

Truth be told...

I'm not a fan of tans. If it's your natural skin color, then that's awesome. But don't bake yourself in the sun just for the sake of a darker color. My poor Grandpere has skin cancer because he spent so many years in the sun doing work and whatnot (not purposely tanning). It's so bad for your skin.

If you want to do something to your skin... get a tattoo. It won't look as bad when you get older. I promise.

P.S. - I'm a pasty white bitch, and proud of it. :)

[hellolindsaybeth]

So....

Walking around campus in a dress today and I keep seeing people staring at my radiant legs....

FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY PORCELAIN COMPLEXION!!!!