#i'm rather drunk

[taylorlapira]

God I really want my boyfriend to do so many things to me but I don't want to list any of them because I don't want to make people uncomfortable but I really want my buyfriend to do many dirty things to me

[liefdevolle]

Adult perks: being shitfaced this late on a weekend But like fuck dude all my friends went to sleep and I'm the most social I've probably ever beeen??? Talk to me about your passions.

[frightwig]

au where varric recounts his tales in the form of tenacious d songs, hawke joins in on request

[schtivan-the-terrible]

Right now I'm laying on my kitchen countertop. I'm kinda afraid of falling asleep on here, but I'm so tired...

[liefdevolle]

I just had the best birthday wish ever. Thank you so much shallowgravesandlyes.

[windowgazingpirate]

Playing the sims while drunk is a whole new experience.

[lfrankcastle]

Hola

[bananastagram]

listen friends. i have a bottle of wine in me and a history degree and therefore i can talk about these things. let harry do what he wants. his spirituality and his religion are his business and he is allowed to practice what he wishes so hop off your religious high horse and pull the Pat Roberts stick out of your butt and leave him alone.