A wild blog appeared

Oh hey, I have a blog now. I'll probably never use it. Got any suggestions on what I should use this for? Let me know.

[turbro]

I’m just trying to clean up my hard drive what is this bullshit

[jasper-rolls]

loadbearing silver the hedgehog jpeg

[thatbrummielass]

[0182jdjcid82737392jfjcjdjdj2838]

I was reading about superstitions and apparently if there’s a bird in the house it’s a sign of dea

[genericchatter]

bad ending: the farmer sells out to Joja good ending: the farmer restores the community center and Pierre beats up Morris bad ending++: Morris goes to law school and comes back 4 years later as a Monsanto goon and hits the farmer with a killer lawsuit good ending++: same as above but the farmer teams up w/ Marlon and Pierre to disappear him in the mines true ending: the farmer must enter the water purifier even though it’s been established that abigail is immune to radiation

[thedarkbunny]

[miniangel]

anyone wanna participate in lesbianics

[boringangel]

lesbianics

[littlemisspipebomb]

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[weaver-z]

Why is my Catholic grandfather so much funnier than me

[weaver-z]

My grandfather: Hey, what’s a bigamist?

Me: Oh, that’s an old term for someone who is married to two people unlawfully.

My grandfather: Incorrect

Me: ?

My grandfather: A bigamist is a thick fog over Italy :)

[toktiks]

by @ jaymintaylor on tiktok

[kaaramel]

video description: A cell phone video pointed at the shadows of two people standing on a lawn.

Cameraperson: “Jaymin. Which way did he go?”

The person on the left adjusts their stance and clothing in such a way that their shadow ceases to resemble a human and perfectly forms an upward-pointing arrow. The cameraperson dissolves into laughter.

[bisexualwario]

THAT PART ☝️😩

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

the rant 💅💅💅

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

windows 10 is garbage so every time i boot up the computer i have to run command prompt and enter

net.exe stop “Windows Search”

so that the shitty goddamned search/cortana feature that i never fucking use stops running in the background taking up all my fucking disk space

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

before

after

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

what the fuck is that seriously what the fuck is making my computer be a fucking piece of shit

[internetwes]

@baristaboy try this out dude

[ilikeyoshi]

@lambylin

[amis-amai]

y’all didn’t even add a tutorial of how to do this so imma put one right here 1. type in cmd.exe into your windows search and right click on Command Promt search result and select “Run as Administator”. 2. Type/Copypase in  net.exe stop “Windows Search” and make sure Windows Search is in quotations. It should then respond saying “The Windows Search service is stopping” and then tell you it’s stopped. This is only a temp fix though, if you want it switched off permanently then do THIS: 1.  Press the Windows key + R at the same time and type in services.msc. 2.  Scroll until you find Windows Search and double click it to enter its Properties window. 3.  Change the Startup type to Disabled. Apply this change and you can exit out. VOILA, NO MORE TAKEN UP DISK SPACE

[bluecrysto-blog]

Reblog to save a fucking life, FUCK CORTANA.

[aberrantemotion]

Yo this sick nasty

[a-funyarinpa]

animation of charmander makin some pancakes

[infected]

Templo Expiatorio del Santísimo Sacramento, Mexico by Rafael Cedano

[that-twink-over-there]

[pancakeke]

I want to steal the big glittering trackball out of a super monkey ball arcade cabinet

[pancakeke]

item of unimaginable power

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Orb of Monkey Control

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

[utilitycaster]

D&D spells named for the wizard who developed them nearly always take the form of <developer’s name><adjective><noun>, eg: Otto’s Irresistible Dance.

Therefore, Mike’s Hard Lemonade is a wizard spell. In this essay I will

[luidilovins]

Twilight series remake but the Cullen kids look like this

[homelandsexual]

I love this because the Pokémon shirt on the guy in the middle shows that this photo absolutely was not taken in the early 2000s

[wizardshark]

That's a gen 6 Pokemon, this is from like... 2010....

[hrixus]

[programmerhumour]

Just an amazing UI

[sufficientlylargen]

Gender: <entire source code of Quake (1996, Id Software)>

[kaijuno]

Installs Doom as my gender

[red-taileddolphin]

max 10 megs guys, come on

[marintuition]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Installs four copies of Doom as my gender