#i'm retarded

[avanunez]

i realized i honestly don’t know how to hurt myself and i feel a retard because i can’t even accomplish something as simple as that. how do u do it cause i have no idea.

[dylanisafag]

I misspelled ' colt ' as ' clit '

[adriheavymetal]

When you are a child and go to the market with your parents😂👌

[randomwritingsbystripperblvd]

Listen to me children of whatever

If you follow me or read my stuff I wont ask you to not do that.

I could give 2 and a half shits about what you do on the inter webs. But for the love of sweet brown baby Jesus don’t go blaming the East side girl (me) for any kind of early expose to sexual stuff. Yes I do write about nsfw and violence and other type of scary/fucked up shit you will be reading if you stick around (note i also will curse a lot because that’s the type of environment i was brought up in) I myself started reading nsfw or other type of rated r stuff as an underage but no i am not pregnant nor hurting other, BUT PLEASE don’t go blaming me for any type of shit you read or are exposed to. At the beginning of every story i put warnings there for a reason, if there is something you don’t like then you probably shouldn’t read. Y’all should be smart enough to read at your own discretion On that note, I probably will be posting the second part of Protector the Bubba Sawyer Story soon

[waffleseregios]

After 10 pages of math your imagination start to do weird things

[jellied-meru]

“People! People of Brooklyn, New York we’re happy to announce HATSUNE MIKU on stage with us, ladies and gentleman”

[frretjibber]

They need to invent a kind of life that is fun even after you turn 23

[amelvvr89]

Hy Ami so upset itz a weekday ofc ppl r gna b busy???