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I think it's really telling of Leon's character that his Charizard knew to protect Hop and the player instead of him during the Eternatus attack

#Leon would rather risk his own life than the life of his baby brother and his friend #he's so good #pokemon #pokemon swsh #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon legends za #god they cooked so hard with Leon and Hop why couldn't they have written Rose better

rachelgilber

I'll never get over that damn sprite, might as well do the Postwick bros version of it lmao

dietranch

squirrel date

deerdeardarling

I have the sudden urge to write postwick bro angst...not sure about what but the urge is there

frretjibber

I've got a postwick bros angst fic I've been shuffling around for a while; it's about them after the Eternatus attack/Champion match

#pokemon hop #pokemon leon #postwick bros

I was bored, so I did a little experiment.

If you take the Pokemon with the best stat value in each stat individually, you take the HP value from either Blissey or Eternamax Eternatus (255), the Attack value from Mega Mewtwo X (190) the Defense value from Eternamax Eternatus (250) the Special Attack value from Mega Mewtwo Y (194), the Special Defense value from Eternamax Eternatus (250) and the Speed value from Regieleki (200) we can build a Pokemon with a base stat total of 1339. Such a Pokemon would be on the level of gods and quite frankly shouldn't be accessible to the player. It also draws mostly from Eternamax Eternatus, who you're only supposed to fight in a 4v1 with two legendaries on your side.

But could we build a hypothetical Pokemon using only regular Pokemon (no megas because Galar, no UBs, no Paradox, no mythicals/legendaries) who could solo Eternamax Eternatus? The Pokemon with the highest base HP is Blissey, who is tied exactly with Eternatus at 255. For Attack, we'd use Rampardos, who boasts a 165. The humble Shuckle boasts both the best Defense and the best Special Defense at 230 each. Special Attack puts us with Vikavolt at 145, unless we use Ash-Greninja, who has a Sp.Atk of 153. Ninjask is our speediest boy at 160.

This gives us a BST of 1185, which is slightly above Eternatus's 1125. This means that if we made the Best Normal Pokemon using only the stats we have, it would be roughly an even fight. Anyway, Eternamax Eternatus is broken, but it has to be, because you fight it 4 on 1.

#pokemon #pokemon stats #eternatus #eternamax eternatus #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon swsh #anyway I love it when random totally normal pokemon tie or exceed legendaries in some stat or another #like shuckle has both the second highest defense and special defense out of any mon. he's only beat by eternamax eternatus #blissey ties evenly with ee in HP #ninjask is the third speediest mon in the game and is beat only by regieleki and speed forme deoxys #the highest attack stat of any non-mega non-legendary isn't machamp or incineroar or heracross or bewear but fucking. rampardos #a mono rock type barely anybody remembers #anyway I think it's cool

wouldyoueatthispokemon

Would you eat this Pokemon? [#0083: Farfetch'd]

This Pokemon is inherently inedible (e.g poisonous, inorganic)

I have moral issues with eating this Pokemon

I doubt this Pokemon would taste good even if technically edible to some degree

Parts of this Pokemon may be edible

This is a very edible Pokemon!

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

frretjibber

Dude he comes with his own seasoning

lesbianswift

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

frretjibber

Olives--decent on pizza

Guacamole--it's okay but I don't usually go out of my way to eat it

Mango--Mango is like suckling from the tender breasts of Aphrodite. I will accept no other opinions.

Hummus--I think my mom fed me carrots and hummus one too many times as a kid because I liked it okay back then but I don't really eat it now

Tomatoes--I don't like raw tomatoes mostly because of the texture but I love how versatile these boys are. Pasta sauce, pizza sauce, salsa, ketchup, sandwiches, burgers...

I've never actually had cannolis but I'd like to try them someday

joodles98

redraw of one of the cutest cards ever. goodnight

heartsongslight

Side Note: Leon is VERY TALL (and Hop is smol)

I mentioned this in a comment to someone but I forgot just how tall Leon is when you really look at him next to Raihan, who is indeed a whole other level of tall.

(Also this photo's super cute, the besties love them so much)

Full heights here from Pokémon Masters EX. So know when I bring up in fics Hop is short or small compared to Leon, THIS is why. He is just a little guy next to his big bro. He only barely makes it up to Leon's chest and has to constantly look up to see his face.

In other words Leon the tall, Hop the smol.

(And Raihan is king of tall in Galar. He'll always win that competition against his rival)

Someone on this site made fun of me for living with my parents so I'm just gonna say a). If you get a college degree get one where you don't have to get a master's to work in the field and b). If you do need a masters don't take gap years and c). don't be retarded like me

#life #college #school #don't be like me

silicon65

lukewarmtomatosoup

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

Do you think horses in prehistoric times were actually that fat

Like did we breed them for lankiness or did nature prefer the longer slenderer horse to the little fat ones or did cavemen just decide to draw them fatter for one reason or another

#horse #horses #I hope there wasn't much overlap between the fat horse drawers and the fat woman fetish figurine makers #that would be weird #and gross