#i'm so amusing

[theholisticdetective]

Dirk: I’ve done nothing wrong, ever

Sb: *looks at him pointedly*

Dirk: Alright, I did that one wrong thing

Sb else: *raises an eyebrow*

Dirk: FINE!! Five Things, I’ve done five wrong things

Stranger: *coughs in the back*

Dirk: TEN!! But I’m not going higher than that!

[fiercelysmall]

I look so ridiculous right now. I'm covered in paint roller skating in my driveway yelling bad Italian into my phone

[elan-morin-tedronai]

Because I just made myself laugh with this;

“You’re no simple bard or I’m the Amyrlin Seat,” Taim said matter-of-factly. Asmodean tilted his head and made a show of looking at him as though comparing him to the Amyrlin Seat — never mind that he had never met the woman — then shook his head. “No, the nose is all wrong,” he said. “But who knows? The stole might suit you?”

[partylikeapuff-blog]

PORN IN THE DRARRY TAG

whispers (and more than usual)

[trashbabyqueen]

My voice is all jacked up, but I sound like the lady at the end of an episode of Doctor Who.

I just keep going, "Next week on Doctor Who!"

[letmetouchyourbeard-blog]

this is really weird and stupid as well but... I'm afraid of losing the memories I have today from the concerts I've been, mostly I'm talking about the 30STM one. And I am not saying that I don't want to forget that I've been in their concert, I mean, I don't wanna lose the feeling I still have today, the emotion, the impact I got when I saw them, the moment when I realized they were not a dream.