Worse Things Than Staring At The Water On A Sunday

25. Fiery. Competitive. Passionate. Anxious. Small. Ethnically ambiguous and cross eyed.

[day-dreamersclub]

magic is real you fools it happens when you make other people laugh

[snowywarmthkuya]

ignore the fucked up emoji please

[yonah]

I'm sorry but the fucked up emoji is really hard to ignore

[citrus-snail]

the meaning of life is….dipping carbs into liquids ….bread into soup…biscuits into tea…that’s it

[divinesilverdingo]

Thinking of that picture of the fennec sitting like it’s people.

[divinesilverdingo]

Just chillin’

[buddwyer]

My "Not actively suicidal" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

[depsidase]

[leviathan-the-boy]

it says the actual flavour right here :/

[paper--machete]

gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens

[paper--machete]

Hospital

[foxconfessor]

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

[r4cs0]

Right there

[parkchanwoohoo]

I've been like bouncing off the fucking walls all day and couldn't figure out why I was so jittery and then I found out that the lemonade I got at panera has 260mg of caffeine. For context the coffee I drink sometimes to stay awake has about 65-90mg. Why does lemonade have this much caffeine. Whats your fuckint problem

[parkchanwoohoo]

What tbe fuck Panera I am going to Call Saul

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

[jesuswasautistic]

[hydro-homies]

[godtiermeme]

UPDATE: I told this to my dad and he almost threw his tablet across the room

[sergle]

like if a drink is gonna taste bad, then I want it to at least Fuck Me Up, and if a drink isn’t gonna fuck me up, then i want it to taste real nice. but you can’t have a drink that both fails to fuck you up, AND fails to taste good. that’s cheating. and that’s beer.

[youhavethewrong]

*steps out of my room covered in blood, severely disheveled, and with signs of having been crying for hours* I sent that e-mail I had to send

[optional]

Wait a second. This is my umbrella. I left this umbrella at Cindy’s… you totally stole my umbrella. What? No, I didn’t. This is my umbrella. I bought this. Excuse me. It even has my initials on it right here: T.M. Ted Mosby.  Yeah. Look again, Ted Mosby. Those are my initials: T.M. Tracy McConnell.  Um, no, Tracy McConnell, it’s T.M.– Totally My umbrella.  Uh, your T.M.– Terribly Mistaken, because this umbrella has always belonged T.M.: To Me.

[plasticblisss]

[witchblade]

[softypyro]

[catboybreeder]

[gengarshade]