#dirkisms

[theholisticdetective]

// Dirk’s the biggest gossip this side of the milky way

sb: Have you heard.......

Dirk: *pops out of a trunk in the corner* No, but please, carry on

[theholisticdetective]

Dirk: I’ve done nothing wrong, ever

Sb: *looks at him pointedly*

Dirk: Alright, I did that one wrong thing

Sb else: *raises an eyebrow*

Dirk: FINE!! Five Things, I’ve done five wrong things

Stranger: *coughs in the back*

Dirk: TEN!! But I’m not going higher than that!

[theholisticdetective]

Dirk: anything you can screw up I can screw up worse

[theholisticdetective]

//Young Dirk: I have such average dreams -- all i want is fame, fortune and eternal adoration. Like I said, AVERAGE

[theholisticdetective]

Dirk: *bursts in through door, coat flapping behind* Pray god I'm not too soon!

Client: Actually, you're late

Dirk: Well it's polite to be 20 minutes late

Client: You're FORTY minutes late

Dirk: Then I was being DOUBLY polite

[theholisticdetective]

You: I smell a rat

Dirk, an intellectual: My olfactory organ has caught the whiff of a large, furry rodent

[theholisticdetective]

RULES: Post a song that reminds you of your muse and then tag 6 people whose songs you want to see. TAGGED BY: @romanaofheartshaven (thanks, Dana!)

TAGGING: @murroyilodel, @monstralized, @gizmocratic, @valourtongued, @unusuallygifted, @unnaturalresponse, @notmisscleo, @timesvigilante, @regiaservitia

The Look - by Metronomy

You're up and you'll get down You never running from this town Kinda think you said You'll never get anything better than this 'Cause you're going round in a circle And everyone knows you're trouble 'Cause you read it in a big book And now you're giving me the look look But just remember how we shook shook And all the things we took took This town's the oldest friend of mine

Get up and we get down We're always running round this town And to think they said We'd never make anything better than this 'Cause we're always in small circles And everyone thinks we're trouble We didn't read it in the big book And now we're giving you the look look Just remember how we shook shook And all the things we took took This town's the oldest friend of mine

[theholisticdetective]

me: Dirk, why don’t you clean your place up a bit?

Dirk: Aesthetic