– Missing cats and messy divorces a specialty.
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Love Begins

#extradirty

Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Kaledo Art

shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day
trying on a metaphor

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Xuebing Du
KIROKAZE
taylor price

Janaina Medeiros
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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blake kathryn

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NASA

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@theholisticdetective
– Missing cats and messy divorces a specialty.
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I feel like a very important part of worldbuilding for any universe with a magic system is asking yourself ‘how would people use this to do crime?’
due to inflation the answer to life the universe and everything is now 48
prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances
I have a long-haired, black cat named Momo now. I think if I were to get another, it would have to be a short-haired, white cat named Omom.
I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.
Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.
// I saw a meme today. It had a picture of a bat and said, “Bat is short for Batthew” 🤣🤣
In honor of Towel Day, today's Squaredle puzzle has not only 42 words but a lot of those words are related to Douglas Adams' works.
//You guys know the guy in that one movie? The one with the president of America’s son and the English Prince who fall in love? Why does the English guy look like a grown-up Kevin McAllister?
//my cat is terrified of a feral kitten that comes and visits the backyard at night. He sits inside, in a nice warm house, behind double plane windows, whimpering. Yet, this idiot tries to run away outside every chance he gets. Does he think his odds are better out there?
//took a 3 hour nap after work today and now I just exist in a liminal space.
//OK, hear me out, I know Brid.gerton has always been like a spring show, Netfli.x releases it around spring and summertime and it works for them. But it is such a good fall/ winter show! Like, I want to watch a sunny romance when it’s dark and gloomy outside, it sets the mood tbh.
//i matched with this dude on an app and he wanted me to give a SWOT analysis of myself and my personality. Had to google this, but he wants me to tell him my Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats. Is this like D&D character stats for business folks?
//im watching the gentlemen on Netflix (v. Entertaining), and I’ve realized that Edward is a classic people pleaser. His entire thing starts from trying to please his family, then please others, and next thing you know, he’s knees deep in an illicit trade of substances.
Important information for writers who aren’t British but like to try to sound British in their British-y fanfiction
“You need tea” - you are having, or just had, a medical emergency. This tea will have like 3 sugars and milk in no matter how you normally take your tea.
When I gave birth they kept bringing me cups of very sweet tea until I drank one
Even when covered in blood and being stitched up
“Do you want some tea?” I’ve something to say and I’m nervous about it
“Do you want some tea?”
I’ve something to say and I’m
nervous about it
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Dirk Gently and Richard Macduff are boyfriends 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈