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what would y’all writers do if someone used your ocs n stuff as inspo to basically write a lil fanfic blurby thing (of ur work)

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i’m back ;)

i hope y’all are ready cause i’m about to upload like 3-4 oneshots and some preferences AND i’m making a masterlist as an apology for my hiatus ;)))

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3 for phil?

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you...

How I feel about this character: Tbh it’s like, pretty universal adoration. Which I shouldn’t. But morally grey queer ladies are my KRYPTONITE. Ahem. Okay, no, I acknowledge that perhaps she’s vaguely awful but like, do I care? No. Also she’s v Complicated as a character, I enjoy a female character having the typically masculine morally grey, ruthless, ‘for the greater good’ type role in a narrative. And I could write screeds of meta on the way her sexuality is presented in canon and the fluidity of sexuality and the nuances of it when it’s present in a character who is, effectively, immortal, and likely several centuries old. But I will not.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: To answer this question, simply: Step 1)- Is the character in question a lady? Step 2)- If the answer to step one is ‘yes’ then proceed to ‘yes I ship them’ Step 3)- If the answer is no ask ‘why not?’ OKAY NO SERIOUSLY. I am Weak for Phil and Sheala and also Weak for Phil and Triss (in the AU land in my head it’s Good, okay, idk what else to say) and I have tragically written nothing for it but I am Here for Phil/Yen as well. That about covers it. Oh no it doesn’t I forgot my crackship with Assire (Listen, the whole hufflepuff/slytherin thing Gets me.)

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Phil doesn’t have any friends this is a terrible question. Erm, okay, she and the other ladies of the Lodge, probably. Also Geralt bc hilarity and snark. And possibly Dandelion, purely for the iconic ‘Introduce me’ scene.

My unpopular opinion about this character: Erm…That I…Genuinely like her??? (There’s a beautiful little corner that Appreciates her but from what I’ve seen in general people are pretty Nope towards her)

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Errrmmmmmmm. I would maybe have liked more backstory? I feel like I don’t know a huge amount about her past and I would Like To.

My OTP: *screams at the horror of being made to Choose* okay, okay, I think that Phil/Sheala officially has its claws the most deeply sunk into me at the moment. They’re just so Good together, their dynamic is fascinating I am All For It.

My OT3: M’kay this is what’s going to get me Disqualified from this fandom but at this point I’m too deep into my own garbage to care. I have two (what can I say, Phil is proficient in poly things, polymorphy, polyamory, she excels at it all) Okay the first one I enjoy is like, in some AU where I twist and tweak and change various aspects of canon until it doesn’t really resemble canon anymore but instead looks like a world that fully fits my f/f/f designs: Sheala and Phil are married af and very happy wives together. Phil is, naturally, gay af, and Sheala is ace. They’re both totally chilled with this but like…Phil has Needs, and Sheala is aware of this. And because Phil is probably too proud to fess up to this, Sheala takes matters into her own hands and takes it upon herself to solve this problem. The way she does this is by approaching an unsuspecting Triss and just, ‘my wife is very frustrated and it’s driving me to distraction, I’m hiring you as her new fuck buddy, congratulations’ Triss is a bit like O_o oookkaaayyy, but like, who wouldn’t say yes to no-strings-attached sex with Phil? (every sensible human being on the planet. Fortunately, this list does not include either Triss, or me, so onwards and upwards) So that happens for a while and it’s pure sex and it works pretty well for both of them tbh and then things sort of…shift a little bit. Feelings are had and things suddenly start feeling…Decidedly….Domestic. At which point Triss realises she’s been adopted by two of the most terrifying sorceresses the world has ever known. And she’s pretty cool with that. Polyamory ensues. The second one is equally garbage and created in equal parts for my desire for a)- ot3s, b)- hilarity and c)- Phil to be with multiple people at once (who knows why. One person can’t handle her though, maybe two is the secret to Domesticating Philippa Eilhart (it’s not but it’s still fun)) Sooo I’m kiiind of here for Phil/Yen/Geralt tbh. Obviously there’s nothing remotely sexual/romantic between Phil and Geralt for gay/’you’ve got to be fucking kidding me’ reasons. But like, in the hilarious AU in my head (probably works best as a modern AU tbh) it goes down something like this: Yennfer cannot choose, and so she doesn’t. She just decides she’s going to have her cake and eat it, and she’s going to have both of them at once. Geralt and Phil therefore tolerate one another for Yennefer’s sake (and probably get ridiculously competitive abt it too. Like Phil will drift into the kitchen smirking and just ‘I made her come three times this morning before you even made her coffee :)’ Yennefer has a lot of orgasms that week and can’t quite work out why (she has a shrewd idea) but she’s not complaining) And eventually they probably grudgingly bond over like, snark, repressed feelings, and some really obscure interest that they probably weirdly have in common. Send me things!!