May 8, 2016
jfslkdjfsd the friend i had a falling out with texted me and my best friend and the former friend told me i look really good and i was so temped to say “yeah that’s what happens when toxic people decide to get out of your life! (:”
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jfslkdjfsd the friend i had a falling out with texted me and my best friend and the former friend told me i look really good and i was so temped to say “yeah that’s what happens when toxic people decide to get out of your life! (:”
So whenever I get married I have to call my spouse “Kiddy Pie” because I used it as an answer one time in Scattergories and my mom said she would only give me the point if I promised I would use it as a term of endearment one day.
Lol naw~Im~uh~stay
Mom: hey, your sister and I are gonna go to the store. do you want to go or stay?
Me: Naw I'ma stay.
Mom: ok
Me: *begins to laugh*
Mom: *turns around* what?
Me: Naw~Im~Uh~stay.....*keeps laughing*
Mom: 😕?
Me: Naw~ Im ~ uh ~ stay...... 😂 Namaste!!! 😂😂😂
Mom: ........
How did Jesus get rock hard abs? CROSS FIT!!!!! Ha. I'm a comedic genius. (:
Anna Silk and the Drunk Squirrel
Me: Carolineeee, I have a tongue retainer in and it feels weird because there are no balls in my mouth.
Me singing and playing piano for Mike
Me: I'm just going to stop playing bass notes because it's hard for me to focus on them when I'm playing in front people and I keep messing up.
Mike: So, you're not going to drop the bass?
Me: No, I am dropping the bass. That's exactly what I'm doing.
Hey, I'm gonna go masturbate, wanna help?