Talk Your Own Nonsense

and I'll kiss you for it. To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's. In the first case you're a man, in the second you're no better than a bird. -Crime and Punishment

[lesbiansgoal]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[thecarlosramos]

[holleywoodsigns]

[whenanangelfalls]

[theverytiredghost]

the fact that obi-wan goes out of his way to get luke a toy and then he immediately caves in and buys those gloves for leia like he would’ve spoiled those children rotten if given the chance and i’m not okay

[rylandgoesrawr]

I signed up for a trial of YouTube TV just because I heard Japril was coming back for Grey’s tonight. Totally worth it. Haven’t watched an episode since Sarah Drew’s last appearance

[partypuppyyes]

It’s 2022 and this James Acaster bit continues to be relevant

[nicola-coughlan]

#me every may 4th

[barissoffee]

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY! | May 4th, 2021

[ben-lyintous]

‘I’M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE’ i scream at the age of 23 as i’m forced to make adult phonecalls

[jame7t]

gun to your head, you HAVE to make an R-rated scooby doo movie. What do you do

[thyrell]

completely normal silly movie but shaggy hits a bong in every scene

[thyrell]

its a different bong each time BTW

[narwhalsarefalling]

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

[narwhalsarefalling]

some context 

1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot

2. abusive ex was also a sex offender

3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well

4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital

5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy

[narwhalsarefalling]

some more Facts About Ralph

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE” 

in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.

the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service

this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life

[larmalot]

oh mg god this post somehow got better

[if-i-am-not-for-me]

We love Ralph in this chemistry department

[were-ralph]

[ashstfu]

[goth-aunt]

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

[jayalaw]

@kingofthewilderwest

[lastoneout]

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The concubine after reading this:

[moon-rise]

This is my new breakup format

[dancinbutterfly]

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

screaaaming me

“pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god” idk why but this bit in particular is SENDING me humans have literally always been the same

[punkryuki]

[slipping-into-madness]

[wakewithgiggli]

[wwdits-screenshots]

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

[adulthoodisokay]

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard