#i'mnotfunny

[butterflyeffectxs]

hello, first ask!

what is your favorite type of sprimkle/topping?

my fav is personally ranibow sprimkles (because i am a homosexual, hope this helps!)

silver dragées 8-ounce sugar cake cupcake cookie sprinkles, 4mm

[popcouples]

~Lucille Ball

[slitchypagan]

The Evil Within 2:

Sebastian- Shit! O'niel and Hoffman are in danger!!!.... but let’s have a cup of coffee first... 

[the-cypress-is-dying-blog]

I have a lgbtq+ sticker on my phone because I have gay vision. That's why I only notice my friends in public areas, they're gay.

-I'm gay too

[this-is-not-a-normal]

Why is Captain Jack Harkness like a frying pan used in a home alone trap?

Because he hits on everyone who walks in the room

[scarytemporaryfairy-blog]

Khan Academy

is the shit. Those fuckers make anything interesting. They tell me I can learn anything, and by God I can and will learn anything. They know what they’re doing over there. Keep up with the good shit, Khan Academy

[gadilka]

continued

person: who needs to be able to make mac and cheese when you have a mom and a sister?

me: *shoves more breadsticks into purse* i really got to go

[kinkreads]

“This has not happened to me since college”