#chatpost

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[shadowseductress]

[cherrythecrow]

That’s what I do when I am bored at work and sick btw

[younggayanddoingokay]

Noah Kahan: I have a deeply conflicted love-hate relationship with the place I grew up and the cognitive dissonance will drive this whole album.

Hozier: fuck yeah, Ireland!!!

[jadezdominion]

Stiles: I KNOW you’re not delulu enough to think you’re smarter than my husband is. *snarls*

Scott: I KNOW I’m smarter! If not, I couldn’t have become True Alpha. Deaton said so.

Derek: *sighs in exasperation*

Stiles: Scott, the only “big” word you know is ephemeral and you had to study it for a week.

Scott: Yeah, well… I have claws.

Stiles, looking unimpressed: You know what? Final straw, McCall. Take yourself and that room temperature IQ of yours out of our home. Oh, and don’t come back.

Derek: Thank you for defending me, baby. I’ve tried for a year with him.

Stiles: *begins a fluent convo in Greek with Derek while flipping off Scott* Pánta agápi mou. (Always my love)

Isaac watching amused: Alithinó álfa kólo mou! (True Alpha my ass!)

Stiles, cooing: Aaww pup, you’re doing so well with lessons!

Isaac: *blushing* Thanks Mom.

[sheilakijawaanii]

day= made

[lawful-evil-novelist]

Jonathan Crane: I don't experience withdrawl. Jonathan Crane 2 Days into Arkham's Detox Protocols: I am going to kill Edward Nygma if he tries to speak to me again.

[nuthin-gold-can-stay]

Ah, the wonderfully oblivious Riordanverse fans...

The Riordanverse Fandom: Oh, why, Rick, why can't we have any single characters who aren't part of the Hunt? Why does everybody get paired up? We don't even have one single main character or even mildly relevant side character who isn't –  Apollo, waving from the corner: Oh, hi! Here I am! Your protagonist and only narrator for five whole books! An entire saga! And I happen to be perfectly single! Have been for many millennia! Just being a good older-brother figure to Meg, with absolutely no plans to find a true love in the future apart from my small flings! The Riordanverse Fandom: – paired up or dating or sworn to eternal maidenhood! Oh, the horror! Not a single one, I tell you! Why can't we have a single main character who is perfectly happy to be with just his friends? Why?