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i-am-jayde replied to your post: What does a robot aneurysm sound like?

Grunting, and then usually some kind of meaty thud

Take out the meaty element and there you have it!

(Compare and contrast with candevascular blowouts, which have been known to sound like this.)

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Overwatch. Reaper. Killer Croc. Cryptids. Lizards. Memes. Dark blue/purple. Warm hugs (in theory). Cute emoticons.

;A; thank yuouuuuuuuuu 

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i-am-jayde replied to your post: What should I do if I'm strolling through a human...

Ignore the seven-foot-long boot prints, citizens. This was clearly natural causes

Nothing at all suspicious about that suspicious splatter!

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i-am-jayde replied to your post: Wait, how big are space whales?

As in the GALAXY?????

The very one.

The thing about space whales is that they’re not, as far as anyone can tell, actively malicious. It’s doubtful they’re even aware. They just drift aimlessly around the cosmos, snuffing out stars and crumbling planets against their hides.

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i-am-jayde replied to your post: Which Bot or Con that you know of would look good...

Cliffjumper

Let’s not speak ill of the dead.

...But yes. Absolutely.

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i-am-jayde replied to your post: I appreciate this new marine biology blog....

Last I checked

You can never be too sure.