#i. hate this

[thatpersonkiwi]

I hate this dont look at this

[coffeebanana]

trying so hard to be brave in the face of writers block but being melodramatic about it is so much more fun

[iambecomeyourvillain]

why. no, why do i have to life i just want to lay in bed and read and listen to music??

[scooplery]

i can tell I'm ill bc i have no appetite. it takes a lot to make me not want to eat

[heavy-lobster]

Cringe fail Patchland headcanon: they all have different distinct accents. None of them have british or american accents because,, boring (country accents are acceptable I guess, but only if it’s really exaggerated). None of them sound the same, even if they’re related. And yes, Pince Fuck does in fact have an australian accent-

[lucasauriant]

so....... it’s just gonna take the entirety of s4 for imane to be happy.......

[calkaise]

so! uh. here we are, i suppose. first post. best get on with it.

anyways. 'ello! my name's calkaise on here, but i would prefer you use virgil, cal, or bread when referring to me specifically. i've been on here for a few months prior to posting this, but haven't really had the motivation to write this until just now.

a few things you'll want to remember if you're ever around me for more than a few seconds.

1. i am very, VERY shy. please do not openly acknowlege my existence unless i know you well.

2. i like to write!!! not posts, necessarily, but more roleplay responses and personal stories. (this might become a roleplay blog at some point.)

3. i have adhd. all i ask is that you understand this.

4. when i say "do not approach me," i say that because i often become completely incapable of forming coherent responses to anything if someone acknowleges me first, which leads into me getting stressed, and therefore not saying anything because i am afraid you will think i am stupid.

so. thats that. said a bit more than i should've, probably. but, y'know. it happens. anyway! thanks for reading. don't die, and hopefully your day/night goes well.