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[the-oldestdream]

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR OMNISCIENT READER'S VIEWPOINT AKA OMNISCIENT READER BELOW !!!

i was not prepared to read this today

[thatspectacularpigeon]

My life is cursed and filled with regrets.

And what might you ask makes me say this.

MY TOILET IS FUCKING CLOGGED.

HOW DID I DISCOVER THIS YOU ASK!?!?

I DISCOVERED THIS WHILE FLUSHING AFTER I TOOK A SHIT

[bellicose-lamp-child]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh just found out that the guy who played the Not Harry Styles character in that one wattpad book turned movie thing also played a baby lord voldemort

[signalwave]

the music video for substitution by silversun pickups is about an intense game of musical chairs between a group of modelesque girls

[reinermariarilke]

Fucking TILL SCHWEIGER is in Charlie Countryman???

[ur-dreaming]

oh... my god? i hate my face ??????? like this is actually a curse ????????????? why are iPhone cameras so cruel ??

[fade-touched-eezo]

Me: sends my brother a meme I found amusing

my brother: bursts out of nowhere literally three seconds later with the Discourse about Klingon peens