send “✆” for a morning text.
( text to - roars ): jesus christ rory you better be fucking dYING right now
send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent.
( text to - roars ): look, i don’t know what i did, but whatever it was, i’m sorry. i’ve never ever wanted to hurt you, roars. you gotta know that.
send “☎” for a rushed text.
( text to - roars ): i know it’s your night off but adrian is waaaaay to fucking drunk to work right now and i don’t know the first fucking thing about being a goddamn bartender so you can please just come in at least until adrian isn’t trying to dance on his own fucking bar anymore? i’ll get him to pay you double if you fuckiNG HURRY
send “⁇” for a drunk text.
( text to - roars ): roRY
( text to - roars ): RORRRRRRRY
( text to - roars ): hol y sh it tih’ve known you foreverrrrrrr wt fuck
( text to - roars ): rmember baueck in high shcool how i had a thihng forp retty blonde grls??????????????
( text to - roars ): wELL FUESS WHAT I S TILLK FUCKING DO SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
send “ø” for a late night text.
( text to - roars ): is adrian with you or am i gonna have to go crash some goddamn seelie shroom parties looking for that fucker?
send “✘” for a hateful text.
( text to - roars ): fine. fuck you too. i’m glad i ditched you back in new york. you were a shitty friend anyway.