* 𝚐𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝 / 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢!

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elvie is now florida man

that’s it that’s the only update on my chars that you guys are getting

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@elviecroft: i'm so happy that gourds are finally in season

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[sakura-haruka]

Steve eating a banana 🍌🍌🍌

Bonus:

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𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒 — 𝐸𝐿𝑉𝐼𝑆

romeo: why is there already christmas shit being sold

romeo: i-

elvie: this sounds like a question for beckley tbh

[ellvie]

text: open

duncan: think if i tell her over facetime? by the time i go down under for my sister's birthday?? she wont dig my grave??

duncan: i mean, yeah.. i'm scare but happy. i'm scappy?

elvie: well then maybe just don't tell her over facetime. why don't you invite your family out to the city for a weekend so that they can hear the news in person and maybe even meet luna and go sightseeing and stuff?

elvie: it's not like you wouldn't be able to afford it dude

elvie: i guess being scappy is much better than being scrappy

[ellvie]

text: open

duncan: i have.. no clue

duncan: lowkey v scared to tell my mother, she might throw something at me.

elvie: you don't think she's gonna be happy?

elvie: are you happy?

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text: open

duncan: luna, it was luna.

duncan: i'm a dumbass, i can't barely confused the world with my words and now i have this.

elvie: oh

elvie: this is kind of a lot to process duncan

elvie: how are you doing?

[ellvie]

text: open

duncan: sorry, didn't cover that topic in australia

duncan: we only talked about surfing and rugby

elvie: so uhhhh

elvie: if you don't mind me asking, who's pregnant?

[ellvie]

text: open

duncan: ideally i do, uncle spooky.

elvie: oh

elvie: hm

elvie: i wasn't expecting you to actually say yes

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text: open

duncan: the riddle of the hour would be

duncan: how did i get someone pregenant?

elvie: um

elvie: do you really need my help to figure out the answer to this one?

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text: open

duncan: LISTEN you're used to listening to me ramble but to some poor person in a different country

duncan: appartney it's hard to understand me?

elvie: so just to be clear - this ISN'T a riddle?

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― @ELVIECROFT UPLOADED A NEW PHOTO

📍 point pleasant, west virginia

day one of #mothmanfestival complete and i already found him this was so EASY

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@melvieisreal: aw margo went with him! @ghostgalleries: does this mean we’re getting another mothman ep this season? 👀 @marghouls: can you imagine margo’s facial expression as she was taking this picture

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[ellvie]

text: open

duncan: i just got off the most awkward phone interview.

duncan: yet again, the australian accents strikes.

elvie: is this a riddle?

elvie: "how are phone interviews awkward when you're australian?"

elvie: i don't know duncan

[ellvie]

@ajcroft: i've been ill i'm sorry

@elviecroft: @ajcroft :((((

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Text → Elvie

casey: oh cool

casey: OH i didnt know your birthday was halloween! ok dude then i'll make sure its extra special

elvie: what other day did you expect me to have been born?

elvie: you don't really have to get me anything though dude i promise!