Depp Catcher
I'm feeling the kinda smarmy smart-assy thing he's bringing. Like he'd bang the shit outta me, then pocket a five dollar bill of mine he'd find lying on the floor on the way out. BUT WHAT!? - what the hell is that!?! A dreamcatcher tattoo? The fuck? That better not come with a long sensitive story about its "meaning." Just shut up and do me, baby Johhny Depp.















