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Senseless Tragedy
I can only guess that this guy's quote is because Let's Date auto-adds whatever you have on Facebook until you tweak it. Cause at the moment, the backwards hat with bro doing the rabbit ears over his head mixed with his weeping sensitivity about whatever the hell shitty just happened on the news is unintentionally hilarious. If he took off the hat and lost his buddy he could get it.
Interception
Nice smile, good hair, this one is kinda like a Jewier Adam Levine (if that's possible). Again with the quote! His Goddamn Super Bowl prediction stats?!? I predict that my panties are NOT coming off on our date. The "Comic Nerd" and "Class Clown" pigeonholes offset the scent of jock itch I get off that quote, though. A bit.
Open Legs!
I keep forgetting to write something cause I get stuck staring at those eyes. Holy damp panties. Why this X-Man of purely hot mutant genes is stuck wasting away in some server dungeon is beside me. He can purge my cashe anytime. I clicked "Let's Date" on him, but apparently X-Man ain't feelin me. On second thought, this hottie would be the kind to be texting the next chick while on the way to the bathroom for the baby wipe after defragmenting my hard drive. Oh well, a girl can dream.
You Pretty. Please Shut Up.
I'm in conflict here. Look at those gorg eyes. Look at that toned arm. If there is a D down there, I'll gladly jump on that thing, belidat - but why, why WHY must you ruin my fantasy with that quote? "A young mind of many worlds.. freelance artist of many mediums?" VOM. My pretentio-meter is going nuts. Just say you liked The Notebook and go down on me.
Handsome Stan
I love when guys on Let's Date have "Beach Bum" and "Bookworm" as their pigeonholes. Makes for a nice juxtaposition. In theory. But what is up with Handsome Stan in bed with the dog? Is he naked? I mean, does he get that he looks NAKED IN A BED WITH A DOG on his dater card? Well, if he did give Fido the business, the dog seems pertty blissed out. That could be you, ladies.
Depp Catcher
I'm feeling the kinda smarmy smart-assy thing he's bringing. Like he'd bang the shit outta me, then pocket a five dollar bill of mine he'd find lying on the floor on the way out. BUT WHAT!? - what the hell is that!?! A dreamcatcher tattoo? The fuck? That better not come with a long sensitive story about its "meaning." Just shut up and do me, baby Johhny Depp.
Daniel Not-As-Craggy Craig
Def hot. Dig the intense thousand-yard-stare and the hoodie/tie combo. Offset by the unimaginative "." "quote. Kind of reminds me when ppl on Facebook would just leave the status update "is." I wanted to bash in skulls for that.