#iamanidiot

[anaasscap]

I like to think that im like lana del ray, just uglier, not rich and a chronic tumblr shitposter with anorexia

[honeygutz]

AKAJAJJAHAAH HOW DO YALL MAKE THIS

[leightoningstrike]

I have never seen a 4-letter acronym without assuming it stood for RuPaul's Drag Race and immediately moving on with the sentence regardless of if it made sense or not.

[sturchling]

I am an idiot

So, I was buying the scream movies for my sister. It is rated r, but I am 17 at the time so I am able to buy this movie for her.My grandma and I get to the register and since the movie is rated r, the clerk asked if I was 17. I legitimately had to turn to my grandma and ask if I was 17! After we said yes, the clerk asked what my birthday was, cause at this point she was justifiably suspicious. I COULDN’T REMEMBER MY OWN BIRTHDAY!!! Neither could my grandma. I had to hand the clerk my id to prove I was 17...

So long story short, I am an idiot who can not even remember the day I began existing.

[alittlebitofketo]

I'd very much like a redo of this week please. Yesterday I started dinner and 40 minutes later discovered that only the top half of my oven works. Today I was super organised and started my oxtail stew at 11am. At 14:20 I discovered that for a slow cooker to work you actually need to plug it in. There's a very high probability of keto pizza for dinner with a side of self pity. #iamanidiot #sugarfree #lowcarb #fresh #pcos #eatingright #t2d #keto #food #foodie #healthy #foodporn #lchf #lowcarbhighfat #diabeticlife #diabetes #type2diabetes #ketolife #igersza  #ketodiet #ketogenic #banting #ketofam #jerf #ketocommunity #homemade #foodgasm #instagood

[euphoriccalliope-blog]

Abject Apologies! The New Zealand 1/29 air date is for TST!

So sorry to all for not more thoroughly vetting my earlier post, and thanks to the many kind souls who (again, kindly) pointed out my error in the notes. The NZ station's program schedule confirms those poor devils have yet to be exposed to any of S4. The show they're seeing on 1/29 is The Six Thatchers (ep.1). This has been a mortifying reminder to always check notes before reblogging anything that may make people hyperventilate. And also that once you've said something, it cannot be unsaid.

[tomatojello]

Picture this:

•it is midnight

•there’s a spider on my wall

•I get it in a glass with only a smallish amount of fear

•with hands visibly shaking I carry it to the door

•I attempt to shake it out of the glass

•’maybe it didn’t leave the glass’ I think, since they do that sometimes

•I proceed to Drop the glass on the porch causing it to loudly shatter

•oh shit

•cue me writing a note for my parents to find once they wake up so they don’t step in glass

It is midnight and I am not having fun.

[ashmarnet]

So this is how my day ended. #iamanidiot #DontPutYourHandOnAHotStove #DontPutYourHandOnAHotStove (at Paramount, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkFSujvLKgE/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=