#iamcrusty

[howlingday]

Woman: You're... You're alive!

Cinder: Heh heh heh heh...

Cinder: YOU SHOULD'VE LEFT ME IN THE CAVES...

[that-random-chaos-entity]

"What kind of bizarre artistic display of bullshit is that?"

-IAmCrusty, 2020

-Also Perturabo, most likely talking to Fulgrim

[therainroguebts]

So I found this youtuber named IAmCrusty and he does these VR videos but he’s so hilarious. He has this serious Jack Sparrow humor to him and it makes me feel so nostalgic and happy watching his videos, go check him outtttt

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0coc93EYxWqNX6E5169lfw

[howlingday]

Ruby: This place is dangerous.

Oscar: You can say that again.

Ozpin: You can say that again.

???: My friend, Harry, knows how to shave an octopus!

Ruby: ...

Oscar: ...Who said that?

Ozpin: ...Who said that?

[howlingday]

Nora: You guys look ready for anything. But you didn't account for...

Nora: A woman with a fish!

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Nora: Oh, you girls don't want to be here.

Nora: There's a crazy woman with a fish.

[howlingday]

Oscar: Stupid jerk!

Nora: Don't insult him, Oscar; just break his bones!

[howlingday]

Nora: (Chewing, Spits out) That's made out of building. It's not very good.

Nora: (Points at giant pancake mascot) You lied to me, you delicious looking prick!

[howlingday]

Oscar: Are you telling me you had something to do with the murder of my mother and father, and have now cursed me by my touching of your possession, forcing you to possess me and trapping you inside my mind, making you a part of me?!

Salem: (In Oscar's mind) Yes. In a roundabout way, yes.

Oscar: (Gasps) My god, what a plot!