Original is "Fat Lip" by Sum 41. Kya wanted a Karkat parody. I went through a sort of strange route based on the lyrics. So imagine this is young and naive Karkat, before the game, when he wanted to be a threshecutioner and stuff. Being a cute little punk rebel.
Gonna gather groupies like my name was The Signless
And I'll have my own legion who will all be totally mindless
Just a grub, but I'm tough and I'll be growing real fast
Be the best big monster with massive attacks
I know that with my blood mutants end up cold and lifeless
Never living, no forgiven-ness from the highness
I'm digging up a grave, but if I can be brave
I might just end up having it my way
I'm not gonna lose my life
Become another casualty to brutality
I'll never fall in line
Become another victim of, your world based on blood
And fall down
Because you don't
Know me at all, they laugh when I start to fall
But what would you expect when my horns are so small
Little rodents and garbage it's how I survived
Lusus a crab thank the gods I'm alive
Cause highbloods having fun at other wigglers expense is
Hardly on the list of all their major offenses
It isn't their concern, they think they'll never burn
Just wait til I'm a threshecutioner
I'm not gonna lose my life
Become another casualty to brutality
I'll never fall in line
Become another victim of, your world based on blood
And fall down
Don't count me out, I could be greater
Don't count me out, I'll make it later
Don't count me out, it's the path I'm picking
Don't count me out, cause I'm still kicking
Well I'm a red mutant lower blooded caste brat
Crack tasks and I don't give a fuck about nothing
Highbloods standing on the corner say I'll never know loving
But they can't make sense through all the slime in their oven
And if they aren't on slime they'll be coming down to fight
They're on the hit list, battle til the end of the night
They know I'm gonna do this, turn them into students
And lesson number one, never pick on the mutants
(mutants, mutants, mutants..)
I'm not gonna lose my life
Become another casualty to brutality
I'll never fall in line
Become another victim of, your world based on blood
And fall down
Lose my life someday
Casualty to brutality
Throw my life away
Victim of your world based on blood
And fall down