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Emily 💕 thank youuuu

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My cat's name is crouton.

I am your cat. I use tumblr on your computer while you are out.

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Instructions for Homemade Watercolors

for iamthem00n, who wanted to know how to make them. <3

1. Gather your ingredients together. You’re gonna need baking soda, vinegar, corn syrup, and corn starch. And food coloring. You'll definitely need food coloring. 

2. Fail to locate corn starch. Ask your mother where it is. It isn’t there. Your mother is a liar.

3. Spend several minutes contemplating why your mother would lie to you about the corn starch.

4. Locate corn meal, then realize that corn meal and corn starch are different things. Oops.

5. Put corn meal back in disappointment.

6. Remember suddenly what you were doing and resume the search.

7. Run into your mother and ask once more about the corn starch. It is exactly where she said it would be.

8. Revise your opinion of your mother. She is not a liar, she is a wizard.

9. Finally! Begin by pouring one cup of baking soda into a mixing bowl. You are off to a great start and I’m proud.

10. Pour 3/4 cup of vinegar into the bowl. 

11. Laugh maniacally and proclaim your mastery of science.

12. Calm down the dog, as shouting makes him nervous.

13. Calm down your father, as shouting makes him nervous.

14. Mix your ingredients with a whisk until smooth.

15. Add two tablespoons of corn syrup. Why does it stick to the spoon so much? Argh. Leave the spoon in the bowl and hope the syrup will drip off.

16. Add one cup of corn starch. This seems like a lot. Isn’t this supposed to be more liquidy? What is this?

17. Mix with a whisk in a futile attempt to make it more liquidy. Maybe you read the instructions wrong.

18. Go back and reread the instructions again. Nope, you read them wrong. What is this?! You put so much effort into this and how can it not be liquidier

19. Raise your hands to the heavens in despair and lament your ill luck.

20. Calm down the dog, as lamenting makes him nervous.

21. Calm down your father, as lamenting makes him nervous.

22. Add 1/8 cup of vinegar.

23. It’s perfect now. Hot dog! The world is a mysterious place sometimes. Retract your lamentations and thank your warrior ancestors for their many blessings unto you. Do this quietly, so as not to make your dog or father nervous.

24. Carefully pour the mixture into your molds. Should you have sprayed these with cooking spray first? Too late.

25. WHY IS IT COMING OUT SO FAST STOP THIS IS NOT THE PLAN

26. Well this could have gone better.

27. Try to clean the excess stuff around the molds.

28. Become frustrated and leave it. Quietly lament your ill luck.

29. Find the food coloring.

30. Ensure that nobody has switched around the caps on the little bottles in an attempt to confuse the next person who uses food coloring.

31. The caps are all switched around. Who does that, anyway? That’s annoying.

32. Remember that it was you who switched around the caps in an attempt to confuse the next person who uses food coloring.

33. Why do you do that, anyway? You’re the only one in this family who even uses the food coloring.

34. Contemplate ways to get your family to use the food coloring so you can trick them.

35. Add food coloring to molds and mix with toothpicks.

36. Discover that a little food coloring goes a long way. This isn’t very pretty at all! Let’s try again.

37. Break the toothpick stirring the color into the stuff. It has to get all the way into the bottom of the mold.

38. Break another toothpick. Why are these so fragile? You need a metal toothpick.

39. Man, there goes another one. More lamentations.

40. A box of toothpicks later, put your mold somewhere to set overnight. It might take a couple nights. Don’t let the cat get into it or she’ll get beautiful multicolor footprints all over everything and you’ll be in trouble.

41. Clean up all the stuff you accidentally poured on the counter.

42. Rinse out the mixing bowl so the stuff doesn’t dry in it, that’d suck.

43. Switch around the caps on the little bottles of food coloring in an attempt to confuse the next person to use them.

[yogvrt]

Have you contacted the winners yet? ( ˘ ³˘)♥

Not yet! I got distracted watching a movie, and just realized it’s already 6:15 pm, so I’m still going to pick the winners “ヽ(´▽｀)ノ”

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YOUR TAGS ON THAT BEATLES BUTTON POST.

WELL YES I AM VERY CONFUSED

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he got two words for you too:

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c: how are you today?

Sick :/But how are you? :) 

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uh, hey. i'm the anon. so. hello c:

It is such an amazing pleasure to meet you, just wow, this made my day :)So hello Love :)