#iandebbie

[breedxblemickey]

i choose to disregard the thing abt mickey not liking rimming (absolute bullshit) BUT if we consider that + the fact he suggests "ass eating" in 7x11 we can deduce that mickey eats ian's ass on the reg in canon. sending this off anon we die like men

no you're absolutely right. mickey absolutely does love being rimmed and also loves rimming his husband. canon is a liar and we cannot trust her

[breedxblemickey]

my Very Christian mother just asked what i was doing while i was reading ur priest!ian posts and i was just like. studying :)

nothing to see here :))) just some good wholesome christian content :)))

[amosnaomi]

okay so i’m on spring break (thank godddddddd) which means i’m gonna have more time to write fic! my plan so far goes: 

finish ch. 2 of modern royalty au

start/finish chapter 3

post chapter 1 on ao3 @ some point

also does everyone writing multi chaps have a tag for their fic? i know kensie  & ohjafeeljadefinitelyfeel do, but it is preferred or???? 

[lesbianfreyja]

SUIT SHOPPING mickey looking /so good/ in his slim black suit and ian looking /so good/ in a nice dark green one that matches his eyes

okay but they would have gone suit shopping before and they never get through it because one of them always ends up losing control and trying to get hands in pants in the middle of the store

but fiona’s having another wedding so they like, actually need some. so they wind up back at the store and the attendant’s like “oh my god not these two again are you serious”

but they sit very patiently outside the dressing room while the other’s trying on suits, hands folded on their lap while the attendant eyes them distrustfully

so after ian comes out in a green suit (mickey chokes for a second) mickeys still trying some on, and then he comes out in this fucking amazing looking black one that is really dark and looks so good against his pale skin, and ians like “ok we have to go home like now”

there may be some roadhead on the way home. ian may also force mickey to put on his suit before he agrees to fuck him later.

[lesbianfreyja]

ok headcanon time again because i need to forget about the finale: ian and mickey going clothes shopping and ian keeps giving mickey the tightest jeans and pants to try on, and mickey keeps giving ian the tight shirts that make his muscles stand out

mickey needs new clothes bc all his jeans are ripped and dirty and hes got more ~respectable~ jobs to pull off and ian’s like “here these are your size” and mickey’s like “(¬_¬) i’m onto u gallagher” but he goes and tries them on anyway

ian barges into his dressing room halfway through and mickeys like “well??” and ians like “;)) i think those fit..but i might need the full 360 spin ;)))))” and mickey rolls his eyes and ignores how ian grabs his ass when he turns around and the way ian says lowly “no, these definitely fit” and mickey resolutely pretends that he does not full-body shiver

and mickeys like “what the fuck ever just try on those shirts i got you” and theyre all really tight green ones that totally match his eyes and mickeys like salivating over his arm muscles when ian pushes him up against the mirror

they maybee get kicked out of the store for fucking in the dressing room (but they at least manage to shoplift the clothes before theyre kicked out) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

[lesbianfreyja]

mickey getting super good on the halfpipe with his snowboard and teaching himself to do those like flips and stuff and showing off to impress ian

ohmygod he would be so cute, doing extra special risky stuff to impress his bae, and every time when he was done ian kiss him and tell him how good he was and that ian was super proud of him

and they would get into little competitions over who was better, and mickey would always do better on all-terrain but ian was faster, and whoever wins gets kisses and happy celebratory blowjobs ♥ᴗ♥)

[lesbianfreyja]

in the log cabin lodge ian and mickey fall asleep near the warm fire all tangled in blankets and every limb wrapped around another limb kmf

ian wakes up in the middle of the night to find the fire burning low, and it’s kind of cold out so he figures he should get up to restart it but mickey’s head’s on his chest and his arm’s over ian’s waist and his legs are securely tucked through ian’s. ian doesn’t really know how to get free without waking him, and mickey looks so peaceful that he just doesn’t have it in him.

but he doesn’t want him to get cold either, so he tries to gently extricate himself but mickey presses closer to him in his sleep, wraps himself more tightly around ian, and ian sighs and ruffles mickey’s hair and mickey snuffles in his sleep and ian’s resultant laughter wakes him up

and mickey’s kinda grumpy but kinda happy and peaceful, and hes like, “the fuck do you think you’re going?” and ian’s like “shh babe go back to sleep, i just need to get the fire going again”

and mickey nuzzles against him even more and mutters “you’re warm enough” and ian sighs because he knows he’s really not going anywhere

and ian may be a little cold that night but it’s worth it, really, to have mickey laying on him so sated and warm ^.^)

[lesbianfreyja]

they learn to snowboard and ski and end up getting really really good and when they have the money they go up to canada and go on some real slopes and have a fun week snowboarding and drinking hot cocoa and fucking in a log cabin near a warm fire

mickey would want to go slow sometimes and hold ian’s hand while they leisurely made their way down the mountain but ian’s just like “>:) lets race” like ALL THE TIME

eventually mickey has to tackle him into the snow to get him to stop and they wrestle for a second until mickey pins him and hes like “god damn it ian i was trying to be romantic!!”

ian feels bad that he ruined the gesture soo after they race down the mountain (he lets mickey win) he takes mickey into the lodge and slowly strips him down and fucks him really slowly and thoroughly and perfect next to the fire

and afterwards he lays mickey on his lap and feeds him hot chocolate and kisses until mickey forgives him (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)